This is a secret

This is a secret blog because I am really, really famous. I would get fired and you would be hunted down and shuttled to Uzbekistan via secret CIA flights routed through Gatwick if you revealed my true identity.

As for a nom de plume I chose Darling Daintyfoot because its really pretentious and sexy. You don't know who I am so I can be pretentious.

Other candidates were: Frank O'Hara's Fuckbuddy, Fernando Pessoa, Sal Mineo.